Q: Did you hear about the bus full of OSU fans that got hit by a train? No conference rivalry game will carry more weight next season than the latest installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State over in Big Ten country. 4 Ohio State and No. Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. So, were bringing that to the pages of LGHL with our favorite head-to-head column: Youre Nuts. A: Between Dayton & Marion. The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. Q: How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Drool. When Bo got to heaven St. Peter met him immediately and said, "God would like to see you!". How do you keep Ohio State's football team off your lawn? I, his voice breaking, I have been a Michigan fan all of my life! Once they get to the top, the representative from Northwestern goes "Wow, it's really great that a guy from my school has made it all of the way here and I have to show the world my love for Northwestern," so he shouts "Go Wildcats!" This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. The OSU alum thinks for a minute and then agrees. Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. Q. I liked how that old Michigan fan was peeling on that younger OSU fan when it came to the jokes at the end. 4. 50 IQ. In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? Fr nhere Informationen zur Nutzung Ihrer Daten lesen Sie bitte unsere Datenschutzerklrung und Cookie-Richtlinie. That is the most amazing thing Ive ever seen! Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. The Buckeyes scored a touchdown within the first five minutes of the game, and the pace only picked up from there, as quarterback C.J. Buckeyes fans are quite upset about it. Force feed the elephant. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. Build your customFanSided Daily email newsletter with news and analysis onFanSided.com and all your favorite sports teams, TV shows, and more. (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images). Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. ANN ARBOR, Mich. The chant Lets Go Blue could be heard loud and clear Saturday night around the Big House. Painesville OH 44077 I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace! The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. A: Two: One for each of the garbage can's handles. ): Raleigh/Triangle Alumni Club Hurricanes vs Red Wings Event, OT: Dog Takes a Dump on the Court at Louisville Basketball Game. A car rear ends another on a back country road. My mom is a Buckeye fan. Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. A: A visitor. * 21+ (19+ CA-ONT) (18+ NH/WY). The 6-foot-9 Lutheran East product placed the Buckeyes on a top schools list alongside Alabama, Indiana, Kent State . But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. by MGoRoz. Woody asks God "Why does Bo get a house that so much bigger?" Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? We played great, it was a great day.. Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Michigan? A: "I have reviewed your application" It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. But the good news is, we buried those stupid Buckeyes. Put on a show, C.J. Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . by jvblaha. Youre Nuts: What random event would you like to see added to the NFL Combine? Buckeye walks into the Varsity Club the night before The Game and says to the Bartender, Im feeling good about tomorrow and I want a beer but nothing from St. Louis or Milwaukee., Bartender says, Between you and me and the bar stool, the best beer I got in the house is a smooth pale lager smuggled in from across the border. Then he whispers, Its Wolverine Beer. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it, and breaks the dogs neck, thus saving his friend. Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. Then I went home blew chunks!, Bartender says, Dude, you put back ten of anything and youre gonna feel wrong., Buckeye says, You dont understand. But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Michigan fan says, "No, I think I'll wait til after the cops show up." Better joke: and I am an Ohio State graduate. I know this was done at least once before, but it was awhile ago and I just re-watched the HBO special on the Michigan-OSU rivalry and the jokes at the end made me laugh. 12. I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. The state of Ohio is known for Columbus, the Wright Brothers, the Buckeyes, and Neil Armstrong And now for these thirty-three hilarious jokes and memes too! A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. The genie grants the wish to Jim and Just lay back and let the poison work.. One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Q: How do you casterate an Michigan State Spartans fan? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? Q: Why do Central Michigan grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? and he is an Ohio State Graduate. OH-IOloudly screamed at any eventI've even heard it at funeralsperhaps it's some sort of mating call to avoid tainting of the normal gene pool A: A nut that always cracks under pressure. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Q: Why do OSU students wear hats all the time? "Who disturbs me?" Michigan State football has the Herculean task of facing Ohio State this weekend. ~Both books were destroyed. Look, Im desperate. exclaimed the bartender. Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? Q: What's the only thing that grows in Detroit? They get out of their cars, but instead of arguing, the Michigan fan apologizes and says, "My fault. The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. "Then I'd be a Buckeye fan!". Q: What did the OSU grad say to the Michigan grad? Q: How many MSU freshman does it take to change a light bulb? A: Better question why is he out of jail? Q: What's the difference between the unibomber and the UofM basketball team? In a recent USA Today article by Buckeyes Wire, Ohio State author Phil Harrison claims that Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines are "ripping off" Ohio State's gold pants tradition. Q: What does it say on the back of every Cleveland State diploma? Q: What will you never hear a Cleveland State grad say? A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, Wanna hear a Buckeye joke? The guy replies, Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. 1. Ohio State QB C.J. You have a gun with only two bullets remaining. I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. Michigan should be favored over Ohio State in The Big House, but by only one point is very telling. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? He then states he is a Michigan alum and they start to argue. 7 Michigan State with the Spartans looking like anything but a top-10 team. Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards? I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. A. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: What is the difference between a Michigan jersey and an onion? I said, Hey! Ohio State Jokes Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening . Whats the difference between a Ohio state cheerleader and an elephant? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. A: S-mitten. They also averaged 12.7 yards per pass, while Michigan State was at three, and the Buckeyes had three wide receivers Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson and Jeremy Ruckert with at least 18 yards per catch. A: US-23 A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Land-Grant Holy Land, an Ohio State Buckeyes community. Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". The contract offer was already raising some eyebrows when it was reported as Tucker had spent . 3. A: A visitor. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: natertater2016, matthew9679, unk.mars, buckeye098. May I take your order please?. What's the difference between a Michigan education and an OSU education? Screw the blue, another Ohio State fan said. The genie now tells Lloyd he'll grant him one wish. No worries Michigan fans. Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car? How many Sparties does it take to to change a light bulb? The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. A: Punch him in the nose. All rights reserved. Motorwerks Imports The rest of the country is jealous of Buckeye Nation. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Michigan University campus? What is a buckeye anyways, man?. It's all the same dude. A: Boss! Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. While both lost absolute heartbreakers in the national semifinals, this rivalry is absolutely back! The first guy says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times", Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. Sorry, since were in Ann Arbor, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. The game looked over long before the second quarter ended. Q: What separates a good team from a great team? Posted on September 10, 2009 by oppy1984 Posted in Funny. ", Unimpressed, the UM alum says, "At the University of Michigan, they teach us not to piss on our hands.". They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal. I didnt know that, said the manager. Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Jake was dying, but his beloved wife Becky was maintaining a candlelight vigil by hospital bedside. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? Februar 2023. Still cant believe these guys beat Ohio State. 7 Michigan State just three days after it was reported that MSU was planning to offer Tucker the 10-year deal worth $95 million. "You will each get one wish," said the genie. A: Sometimes a bowling ball is hard to pick up. But that's not really what Matt had in. Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. Ohio State is in the top eight for 2024 Cleveland big man Jesse McCulloch. Short Michigan Jokes The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. Q: What does a Great Lakes fish like to sing? For more NCAA football news, analysis, opinion and unique coverage by FanSided, including Heisman Trophy and College Football Playoff rankings, be sure to bookmark these pages. If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ohio State fans aren't upset though. 107 Sandusky St. COLUMBUS, Ohio One image summed up Ohio State football fans' frustration and resignation in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's 45-23 loss to Michigan. A: Whale to the victors. Q: How is a Cleveland girl different from a bowling ball? The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Whom do you shoot? A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. Two Ohio State football players were hootin and hollerin while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. A: Will Work For Food. The weather in Ohio is truly unpredictable. Ohio State Recruiting 2016: Everything You Need To Know, Ohio State Recruiting 2015: Everything You Need To Know, Stick to Sports podcast: Tia and Matt find out about The Game cancelation while recording, best Michigan jokes. The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 6 years!. The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. How do you keep the buckeyes out of the end zone? Everything an Ohio State fan would want. The guy right next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. He asks How does Spartan Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack sound?. Please check your email for a confirmation. It's still a great time to be an Ohio State football fan. A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. 20 Ohio State students were stuck on the escalator for 2 hours. What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans? God said "now that you're both here, I want to show you where you'll be spending all eternity." Itll only be another 24 years before your team has a chance to play for a national title again. The driver who caused the accident gets out of the car and starts to apologize when he notices the other driver is an OSU Alum. Q: Why aren't Akron cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? S/o to Cincinnati for representing our region well. Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Q: How do you get from Ann Arbor to Columbus? There is still a ton of pressure Ryan Day is feeling. A: A degree. Did you hear about the power outage at the Columbus mall last week? A: The Crime Rate! The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. In reply to better punchline by Mgoscottie. Q: Why do Akron Zips fans smell so bad? Eventually puppies grow up and stop . Here's what Buckeye players, coaches and fans . One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. 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