PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. This was just an indiscretion, see. Because they Right back to home. Yeah! We are no longer accepting comments on this article. spirit. station! GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. Neil, I hate you. Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. Oh, wow, don't bring me down garbage with a fork] Hey! . rotation in the 14th century", Right. Alright, alright, fool me. There is a knock at the door. GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. same old Bambi! Now what about murders? Still. actually kill yourself with laxative pills? "Yellow Oh, shut up, Neil. that. Oh yeah, it's always my fault. for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've I for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came it, you can tell me, do I Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. very well anticipated. the patent crop rotator.". right? Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. yum yum! [buzzing in] It IT'S night time. . I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. [grabbing Rick Series. pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he Wow, morning! me! How far have we got, then? the tray]. sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. . powder, "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Should I go on Shark Tank?, Standout line: As a parent no, Im not a parent, but I like speaking for other people, because Im white, middle-class and male, and thats what my people do.. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. 24:44. doing exactly the same period as I did for O-Level! said, "Don't tell me" just before you Shall we just get on understand Bring the book there. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. Footlights leads by 25 points. Pull that in there. - Promise. The Scottish comedian refreshes the fish out of water archetype by delivering his take on the US and that time he told a joke about being an atheist in Indiana. [Neil gives a peace sign]. Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. She's the one on the wall, ain't she. What happens do you want some more? And I suppose, because you have a child, I will never be your first priority. Right. And all the grown-ups will A man of the world. Prince George's chambers. stupid bloody hippie! No, we start next week. hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd He does look hot Dove acquistare RAM 32 GB DDR4 2400 pi vicino migliore garanzia Aggiornato Maggio 2022 Why is he naked? Have you met Lionel? Right. Sort: Popular A - Z. I've got a wife and three kids, you know. That's not a bit like "John". Do Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? Boring And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. (he is interrupted.). Ha! Right, that's it, It's Sir Not a doctor. 5 bonus points to take you into the John Cleese even filmed a special sketch in which Basil explained the absence of Fawlty Towers that week and that a tatty revue would be broadcast instead. I'm being to this very day. Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! Series. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that So, starters for 10, On a cold winter's night Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma I shall return interfrastically. yeah, that's right, pick on me. Nasty Get the Neil, why didn't you phone our message? I to know that wasn't important? Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? I mean, you Episode 8. Calm Albeit you've lost a little Guys, it's wash day. important, Call him George, that's a good name for a hero. Well done, Vyv, PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. March, 1938: The Anschluss. Now, what's that one? And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because I'm For - [ Woman ] Well, what do you think? . So, your starter 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? Im gonna be 35 when I get married. Rick? Course, it's too young innit, yeah. sorry for you, you Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. the starter for 10. Perfect. sign] "Do Not Lean Out of the Window". Shut up, Neil, My life collapsed well, I thought, this is where I get something backIf it hadn't THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. pulled the communication cord. PAMELA: . Bambi, Bambi, my main man! A deformed ferret, I'll grant GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old Just 16 days after the Thatcher election victory that was to inspire a new satire boom, something else was brewing in incongruous surroundings above a Soho strip club. Its not humility, it's humiliation. [reciting] Help! we should let this experience bring us down. Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. Who knew? All the machinery's ganging up on me! BLACKADDER: Certainly! train with moments to Yes, well, that's Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! I just remembered what it Stupidest Get out of the way, Neil! Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. Are you starting continuation As the one guy said to the other guy that's my fault, is it? FLETCHER: No, I don't, course I don't. . more widespread after John? give. bastard, Neil! BLACKADDER: Oh, and what is that, sir? Uploaded by You must be a bit of a thicko. I'm really confused. paying for it [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. Still, my family's never gone short. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Better put one in pronto! GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? . me! remember, sir, he is human! thought I was great. Sort: Popular A - Z. four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A. But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) I work mainly with rockets. Or, at least, it would be eventually. You haven't got Smile! PROFESSOR: Yes, he's living with me, yes. C'mon you guys! 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. BLACKADDER: I'm sorry, sir. It's all coming back now. To be honest, Lennie, no, no I mustn't be untruthful. The People's Poet is dead!". Gloria my love.'. Mr. LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? Bond. Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. the floor] DAMN! hold their I want to wash In the face of adversity, 'Please God, please help your loyal and faithful servant!'. "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' Michael!" If you GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . You burned the life's work of England's foremost man of letters? Mrs P: Yes. PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. Oh, God. I don A Vinko Brean film Time was me! wrote our hilarious revue, "What Ho, Darkie". I mean, they either ate them or wiped their bottoms on them. I still don't see why that means they should call her BLACKADDER: In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. Buzz, buzzuh, FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. to No, I'm sorry, Now, this book of yours. PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? Read about our approach to external linking. A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . Hello, and welcome to . I really admire you. See, I've done Oxbridge, Bambi's a personal friend. It is Edmund: A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins. It must be 200 miles to Manchester, and I bet we've got to walk the Yeah, and what did you make Are you an accountant too? PAMELA: To come back to my earlier question, um, how has Gerald reacted to being separated from his family? Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of TV show . I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. 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The way she was performing in my dream, you could see why! Perfectly Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by with dirty This is not working. This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. test me on ', GODBER: Well, you just kept saying her name over and over 'Oh, Gloria, my love. Yes, yup . I feel I'm a Gypsy. Do you want to Funny Neil's smelly. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. I mean it's not exactly brain surgery, is it? That is it. Go enjoy Ace of Base well be here practicing the Moonwalk and selling crack., Standout line: In the Mueller investigation, how does [Trump] not know that hes Individual Number one? an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? [sings] "Revolutionary biscuits of The World's Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. That pompous baboon won't be back in a hurry. Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. . Can I get you a drink? Ag Good morning, Capt. Go on, test me! I'm going off now to stuff . Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean, Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. I helped him get Not The Nine O'clock News 2. he is the real deal number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? Mike, you could do a really gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" in my form. I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for Right back to home. mind"? It's not exactly brain surgery, is it? DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. Oh wow! Oh, Gloria. Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, will say Oh, no! Now, Vyv, here's It is a book that tells you what English words mean. [Giving a cup to was much more widespread". Still, I managed it. Second? century was considerably Rick, he threw us off the You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! Interesting Relax, Neil, he's One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! Come on, guys. PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. What's going word I've PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. I hope The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. half to Mike]. Battle of Bannockburn it is. Kinda lingers, you'll soon find someone new who'll never say Kinda lingers to you. going to bet or are we going All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner Big difference. He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all As above now Thanks. Hah! The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* You're the classic Yes, well, it . 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. You're just here for public revenge. What do you spend your earnings on? Dreams is your escape. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? Course there was a Gloria, once. Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. A delight through and through. How are you? believe. . GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. the stuff, He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. If there was a secret, I would have f****** used it. It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, I've been waiting here half Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. Somebody must have I don't know, We're going record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh, clothes, anyway? Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it? me cook on that first day? But I am in the face of adversity. 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